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clive owen is the easter bunny from hell. September 13, 2007

Posted by mrstetris in Uncategorized.
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honestly, i was quite taken back by the absurd intensity of “shoot em’ up.”  at first, it seemed outright ridiculous, with it’s non-stop one-liners, action packed scenes, and cg baby effects.  but this film dabbled on every action cliche and became absolutely hilarious.  and the italian goddess from the matrix portrayed a voluptuous lactating prostitute…oh my goodness.  the hour and twenty minutes i spent cackling at the film’s perfection was well worth the $9.00 ticket charge.  gold ol’ clive owen and his charming british bad ass self.