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raphael loves the pen15 March 14, 2007

Posted by patrick.klepek in drunk, penis, raphael, south side, st. patrick's day, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tmnt, wtf.

while at the south side st. patrick’s day parade in chicago, i noticed raphael of the teenage mutant ninja turtles was holding something rather suspicious:

raphael was quickly approached by police when parents started to figure out what was going on, but, while confused and obviously angry, they let him go. apparently arresting a teenage mutant ninja turtle or removing a giant dilgo from his shell would be too much for the kiddies.



1. James Young - March 14, 2007

haha, why was he even holding a dildo? What is he gonna do with it? Whip it at somebody?

Wait… no. that’s awesome!

-James Young

2. abu ameerah - March 14, 2007

i probably shouldn’t laugh…but i cant help it

LOL ….ahahahaha!


3. totaltransformation - March 14, 2007

That is crazy! I shouldn’t laugh at this, but it is hard not to.

4. abu ameerah - March 14, 2007

Actually, this has “Dateline: To Catch A Predator” written all over it.

“Hi, I’m Chris Jansen with NBC Dateline. We’re doing a the series, To Catch A Predator”…and you are?”

“I’m Raphael of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…”

(CJ): “Well Mr. Raphael, what’s that your holding in your hand there? It doesn’t look your the sai you normally hold. Although you still look armed and dangerous.”

(R): “Well. I just like to whip this out for parades ‘n all. You never know where crime might strike.”

(CJ): “Strange weapon…”

(R): “It’s only for parades and parties…private parties.”

(CJ): “You disgust me.”

(R): “Why does everyone keep saying that”?

5. Lazy Eyes « World in Conflict - March 14, 2007

[…] Not for the kids: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was spotted holding something rather suspicious at a St. Patrick’s Day parade. […]

6. newhoosier - March 14, 2007

“wtf”, indeed.

7. 1hayndiamond - March 14, 2007

OMG…What a creep…

8. sketching - March 15, 2007


9. sketching - March 15, 2007

that is strange.

10. feketefene - March 15, 2007

LOL… a turtle with a dick…probable it doesn’t fit in under the shell…:P

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