jump to navigation

be still my half-beating heart December 13, 2006

Posted by patrick.klepek in finals, food, homosexuality, sleep, soy, Uncategorized.
trackback

oh, i’m alive. finals week has been bearing down on me like a bad analogy i’m not going to force into this blog post, but needlesss to say i’m going to be trashed out of my mind on saturday night to forget all the hours of work i’ve been putting in since monday. i actually managed to finish my design project in 24 hours — even though it’s not due until friday night, it needed to be done so i could start on a 12-page paper due in political science.

anyway — what’ s new? oh, well, apparently consuming soy causes homosexuality. um, obviously. someone tell the democrats they should’ve been on the ball about this.

“Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.”

soy sucks to begin with, so just another reason to tell healthy food to suck it.

Advertisements

Comments»

1. kt - December 13, 2006

hmm…so that’s why i feel like a lesbian lately. yum, yum, soy!

2. Josh/Mega_Man360 - December 30, 2006

Jeez they put soy in everything down here in Louisiana well watch out guys i’m single. Rawr!

P.S. not really so don’t contact me ^_^


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: