raphael loves the pen15 March 14, 2007
Posted by pk in drunk, penis, raphael, south side, st. patrick's day, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tmnt, wtf.trackback
while at the south side st. patrick’s day parade in chicago, i noticed raphael of the teenage mutant ninja turtles was holding something rather suspicious:
raphael was quickly approached by police when parents started to figure out what was going on, but, while confused and obviously angry, they let him go. apparently arresting a teenage mutant ninja turtle or removing a giant dilgo from his shell would be too much for the kiddies.
haha, why was he even holding a dildo? What is he gonna do with it? Whip it at somebody?
Wait… no. that’s awesome!
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i probably shouldn’t laugh…but i cant help it
LOL ….ahahahaha!
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That is crazy! I shouldn’t laugh at this, but it is hard not to.
Actually, this has “Dateline: To Catch A Predator” written all over it.
“Hi, I’m Chris Jansen with NBC Dateline. We’re doing a the series, To Catch A Predator”…and you are?”
“I’m Raphael of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…”
(CJ): “Well Mr. Raphael, what’s that your holding in your hand there? It doesn’t look your the sai you normally hold. Although you still look armed and dangerous.”
(R): “Well. I just like to whip this out for parades ‘n all. You never know where crime might strike.”
(CJ): “Strange weapon…”
(R): “It’s only for parades and parties…private parties.”
(CJ): “You disgust me.”
(R): “Why does everyone keep saying that”?
[...] Not for the kids: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was spotted holding something rather suspicious at a St. Patrick’s Day parade. [...]
“wtf”, indeed.
OMG…What a creep…
okay..
that is strange.
LOL… a turtle with a dick…probable it doesn’t fit in under the shell…:P